Well, there I admit it, I am a kid of the 80's. That was back then when the music really sucked.
I mentally survived this decade of acustic failure by listening to more "exotic" stuff like Ska, Synth or New Wave (That was before they called it Indie). Bands like The Cure, Depeche Mode or The Police helped me keeping my sanity. And there was this Krautrock called
Neue Deutsche Welle (The New German Wave), Kraftwerk anyone?
Nowadays I listen to music that is so far away from mainstream that it usually doesn't make MTV (does this actually still exist???) and is only randomly found on YouTube. Exception is probably the occasional Emo song, which we called Dark Wave back in the days, but I degress.
Anyway, for reasons unbeknownst to me (I don't have kids that I need to impress or to protect from bad lyrics) I occasionally keep up with the contemporary music scene, so I happen to know about Our Madonna of the new Millenium a.k.a. Lady Gaga.
So, there was a recent dialogue between yours truly and some little monster (a.k.a. prepubescent kid) that went like this:
(Seven year old girl jumping about listening to her iPod, her pigtails in sync with the base drums, singing)
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love.
ME: HEY! (I had to shout...) Excuse me? (In normal tone).
(Kid removing one earplug, music now blaring out of the plug for sharing.)
KID: HUH? (not yet adjusted to her indoor voice).
ME: Pretty cool music (Thinking, is saying 'cool' still cool? I am not used to having conversations with kids.). But it's a little loud. Would you mind turning down your Lady Gaga song a little?
KID: (Big eyes, her mind trying to compute that middle aged woman identified contemporary pop culture). It's my favourite. It's got to be loud.
ME (nodding): I understand. How about you finish your song on your
terms (Thinking: and don't start from the beginning, and I'll strangle you if you dare looping
it.), and turn it down after. What's the next song on your playlist?
KID: Kesha! Die Young!
ME
(almost ready to throw up, forcing myself to smile): You know what this
song's about?
(With iPhone at the ready I google up the lyrics and come across
these poetic lines:
It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you know) That magic in your pants, it's making me blush (for sure)
KID: Noooo, don't care. (KID re-plugging her ear and
dancing away)
ME (shouting after her):
Better don't get caught singing the lyrics. Otherwise Mom's got some 'splaining to do...
Point of the story: The Lady of Gaga is known to work product placement as props into her spacy videos (something's got to pay for the otherworldly outfits), and in one of them she was doing ot on a VESPA, I mean the singing and the dancing of course.
Suddenly methinks, the 80's weren't so bad after all.